Drunk Girls and Drunk guys

Drunk Stories Okay, maybe you hate to admit it, but I love telling my favorite drunk stories even though they are probably only amusing to me. So I will post this question with one of my favorites  that really demonstrates the intelligence of the students at my school. One night, my roomates went to the frat row to try and find a party. There are two houses that are side-by-side with parties that both look really tempting; one house has a strobe-light, the other doesn’t. While they are trying to decide, a guy comes out of the house without the strobe-light. “You’re trying to decide which party to go to, aren’t you?” He slurs, “Well… the one with the strobe-light is like the stock exchange — you’ll either have a really good time or a really bad time. The one without the strobe-light is like a mutual fund — it’ll always just be okay. I think you should go to the one without the strobe-light.” And he stumbles away; my roomates go the party without the strobe-light… and, yes, it was just “okay.” Now, I know you like telling your favorite stories of what happened (or what you remember!) when you (or your friends) are drunk and I’m sure yours are much more fascinating than mine, so please comment.